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In Yer Face.
And she loved me more then I could imagine, so I waited till she slept and I stepped into traffic.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
This woman is like 55 + acting like a 10 year old. I’ve talked to my brother as well as OUR dad already. I still and will always refer to my moms fiancé as dad and his son as my brother. That man housed, fed, and clothed me for 13 years.
She contacted me, I didn’t know this woman was in the negative in the marble department. I told her I hadn’t talked to my step dad in over two years and it would be nice to hear from him, and that i also had a lot of his dads navy papers and family photos. she then responds with some off the wall “ brains had too many head injuries and doubt hell even remember you”. i then told her that ill be getting a hold of my brother instead to get the stuff since he doesn’t live that far away from me. After that she tells me that my brother doesn’t even talk to his dad and is dead to him and only talks to her. I ask her to cease contact with me. and her response is to tell me to shut up and call me ugly? maybe if i was 5 that would hurt my feelings. considering this woman harassed my mom for 13 years, made multiple calls to the police about her sent nasty emails to my moms work, called my schools and told them my mom was abusing me, on and on and on. Its going to take more then somebody who is truly ugly inside to upset me.
FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
The feels.
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
Generation Y.
Receptionist: Don't you feel like your generation is just lazy?
Me: Lazy? I'd say apathetic.
Receptionist: Isn't it the same?
Me: No. My generation is criticized and toiled with, and I don't see why not - just turn on the TV and watch what they're feeding us. But my generation is not lazy. My generation fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. My generation fought for womens rights in a fury that hadn't been seen since the 19th Amendment. My generation got our first black President elected. My generation fought for Gay rights for the first time in American history. And with all that, we are apathetic, and that's because things aren't going to be better for us down the road. We are the first generation expected to make less than our parents. We are the first generation to see America lose its status as a super power. We've lived through the worst economic times since the Great Depression, and are forced to take out thousands of dollars in student loans at the same time, all while our college degrees slowly turn into a highschool diploma. We've done plenty, and expect nothing. So no, I wouldn't say we're lazy, just apathetic.
